Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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