yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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