He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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