what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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