And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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