when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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