YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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