Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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