oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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