He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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