Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Soap is not a condiment
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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