If i come over, it means nothing
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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