is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize