Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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