You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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