oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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