There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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