If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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