just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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