this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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