God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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