apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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