white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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