hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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