Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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