How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
