do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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