we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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