He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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