dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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