Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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