you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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