I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
one might say we're banned from that church
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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