She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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