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pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(303): pwbgyin (1-303): what? (303): penguin condom http://tfl.nu/0ju9

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M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.

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(617): M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad. http://tfl.nu/r9d8

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Ill do this for you.

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You are a team player.

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This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.

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(828): Ill do this for you. (1-828): You are a team player. (828): This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more. http://tfl.nu/hmdx

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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(248): I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time http://tfl.nu/04o8

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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

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Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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(865): I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out... (615): Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again http://tfl.nu/gvsb

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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

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(320): I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on. http://tfl.nu/x1xg

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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me

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(703): yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me http://tfl.nu/feez

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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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(865): If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right? http://tfl.nu/p6zg

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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically

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(602): She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically http://tfl.nu/1zdp

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Vodka shot parachutes

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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room

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(202): Vodka shot parachutes (265): Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room http://tfl.nu/h39d

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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?

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(+44): PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end? http://tfl.nu/1yv9

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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?

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(802): Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter? http://tfl.nu/jufp

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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.

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(505): Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird. http://tfl.nu/uf9c

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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.

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(970): he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again. http://tfl.nu/v15v

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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.

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(408): Your text makes more sense read in reverse. http://tfl.nu/i737

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