girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he just fucked me for my cheese..