I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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