4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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