i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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