with your own penis?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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