For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
