New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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