why didn't you poke me back
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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