oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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