Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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