doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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