but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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