the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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