when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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