come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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