a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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