Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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