saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Everything about him screamed your future.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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