I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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