If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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