What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
smell my finger.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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