Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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